Welcome to the other side. You successfully made the transition from a year full of election blunders, coalition imbalances, broken promises and student fee controversy.  So, you think it is all up from here then; quite the difference I can assure you. 2011 will bring further clashes regarding student fee rises, greater quantities of intelligent students being rejected from their universities of choice, conservatives gaining further blow-jobs from the weak and hypercritical liberals, further reports of hideous banker bonuses, getting sick at the back of your mouth when realising they still haven’t changed the 2012 Olympics logo, the Government privatising almost everything in tribute to a dying Thatcher and to clear the national deficit, Labour looking even more vulnerable under the leadership of posh totty Ed Miliband, closed borders to immigrants, more terrorist threats thwarted etc…

When the clock hit midnight your fate was sealed; you were now sentenced to another year of United Kingdom falling in ranks to previously underdeveloped countries such as India and China, experiencing the very realisation that your country is full of people whom just support one another after our exports came to a halt. However, there are some things to hopefully look forward to, such as the coalition having a divorce, watching some more Royals make fools of themselves in front of the nation on their pretentious and expensive wedding day, see Buckingham Palace being sold to the Saudi's, watch Scotland give up its free tuition fees and free prescription charge service, experience the first four-dimension television whilst watching students beating the life out of Nick Clegg for gross portrayal, and collecting all 10,000 junk mail letters from your doormat and burning them in front of the Office of Fair Trading to get them to do something about it. This is the United Kingdom, soon to be the united mistake in the eyes of the world; this is 2011, the year of political mastication.